Archive for the Modern food Category

Get Sick!

Posted in Arrogance, Descease, Doctors, Education, Fast food, Fitness, Fitness & Weight loss, Food, Food & Nutrition, Food ingredients, Getting older, Health, Junk food, Medicine, Modern food, Nutrition with tags , , , , , , on January 6, 2016 by Boris Ekner

Here’s the recipe to get sick when you reach your last 30 years of life left living:

Eat lots of meat products.

Eat lots of cheese and drink lots of milk.

Eat lots of processed food with ingredient labels that look like a chemistry lesson of which you don’t understand much of what they really are.

Eat lots of simple carbohydrates that turn into sugar within 15 minutes so you feed your future cancer cells as well as you can.

Eat lots of cheap fast foods and drink a lot of sugary sodas that all turn into body fat within a few minutes so you annual increase of body fat is at least a pound to five or more.

Smoke.

Drink lots of alcohol.

Avoid all natural macro and micro nutrients, vitamins, minerals, proteins, and trace elements, in veggies and fruit, as if it was the plague. Don’t eat it!

Only move your body slowly at its minimum pace. Don’t exercise, don’t run, don’t take the stairs if there’s an elevator or escalator, don’t do anything that might require a higher heartbeat, sweat, heavy breathing, and using your muscles. Don’t do any heavy lifting. It build muscles and muscles burn calories and body fat. Whatever you do stay away from that! Muscles on men and women makes you look toned, fit, sexy, and strong. Fuck that shit!

Stay in bed and watch TV all the time, as much as possible.

Get a job that requires you to sit down at a desk 8 hours a day. Don’t move!

Do this for a lifetime and you’ll happily succeed in dying 15-20 years early as a very sick person with diabetes, (Men get impotent from diabetes. So no more fun sex with the wife or the husband from that point.) high blood pressure, liver and kidney problems, and cancer.

Don’t learn anything, absolutely nothing, about nutrition, healthy foods, or how to get your body to perform at its best of its abilities at all times.

Don’t look for educational information on internet. That’s useless, it’s only the library of the world, and that can be rejected as pure nonsense and bullshit because it’s not published in a book made of paper.

And on top of that you’ll probably look like a fat pig that no one wants to see undressed, nor have sex with, unless they are drunk as a skunk…!

If you have children make sure to feed them the same as you eat, live the way you live, so they too can get obese and sick of diabetes at an early age. If you’re successful they might get fat and sick even sooner than you did. If you manage to give them diabetes early in life they will definitely die sooner than you, or at least you will shorten their life with at least 17 years. So there’s a success rate to aim for there! Get your tiny ones as sick as yourself as soon as possible.

Now, doesn’t that look like a great future for you, your kids, and your doctor?

…oh, and don’t forget to blame your genes for your lack of healthy luck as well. Healthy people are merely lucky. Good health has nothing to do with what you eat.

Just as lung cancer has nothing to do with smoking, right?

What food is best for cancer?

%d bloggers like this: